I was going to post this on twitter or facebook, but I want to really explain how awesome this was…

“The First 10 Minutes of My Last Class”

I walk in late…
Disturb the lecture to turn in my paper in front of class…
Walk to a chair and realize it’s broken…
Make all this noise moving to another chair…
This chair is really squeaky…
Stay still so I don’t make noise…
My phone rings at full volume…
I mute it…
As I pull my phone out to turn the ringer off, 4 coins fall on to the floor…
They ring on the floor and one rolls all the way down the slope to the front of class…
I’m impressed that I did that…
Another late guy walks in front of me to sit down…
My umbrella trips him and he accidentally kicks it into another girls leg…
I laugh softly…
Now I sit as still as possible, hoping I don’t crap my pants or something…

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