Man, I never realized how out of shape I was until yesterday! Since I haven’t been able to play squash due to my injured shoulder, a friend invited me to a “Boot Camp” class at the Honolulu Club yesterday. I’ve been to these types of aerobic classes before, so I thought, sure, why not – I could use a little variety in my workouts. Now the key to surviving an aerobic class is to pace yourself – in other words, don’t go all out at the beginning or you’re going to die. Well, I did just that – started out with a nice steady pace … and almost puked my guts out after only 15 minutes! This class was a KILLER – an hour of non-stop torture and hell!! The trainer, Scott, is definitely bionic and must think we’re all 20-year old world-class triathletes! I did manage to complete the class (sort of) but it took a few minutes for the visual spots to go away! Funny thing, though … I’m really looking forward to the next class! I CAN DO THIS!! (Actually, I refuse to let the women in the class kick my ass!!)
Hey, I just discovered an effortless way to clean my breakfast plate … just put it on the floor and let the puppies go at it. It really works! By the time they’re done with it, the plate’s as clean as a whistle and you can almost put it right back on the shelf (well, you’ll probably want to wash the doggie spit and stuff off first!). But just think – no more scraping or scrubbing of nasty dried-on food residue … ever tried to get dried melted cheese off a plate? Well, worry no more – use my doggie method and save time and your nails!! Now for those of you who still don’t get it and need specific how-to-do-it instructions, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to 1234 Imanidiot St., Moron, Earth …
Come on down to Gordon Biersch tomorrow night for a rare appearance of ManoaDNA’s full band. Alex will be bringing out his Strat … time to rock ‘n roll, baybeeee!!